Nanny: Do you? What kind?
Emelia: A pet spider.
Nanny: Oh, what's your spider's name?
Emelia: Go Away Please
Monday, 3 August 2020
Monday, 3 February 2020
Cold sore
Mom: Eva, can you get me the coleslaw out of the fridge, please?
Eva: It's weird that it has the same name as that gross thing you get on your lips.
Mom: Eva, that's a cold sore, not coleslaw.
Eva: Dad, you're gonna put that on Kidlarious aren't you?
Dad: Yep.
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