Adopted

Emelia: All grown ups start off as children.

Me: Do they? 

Emelia: And before that, they're babies in their mommy's tummy. 

Me: Wow, so you were in your mommy's tummy? 

Emelia: I was adopted. 

Me: Whoa, that's news to me! 

Slippy the reindeer

Listening to Xmas songs. Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer comes on.

Wend: Emelia, do you know the names of all the reindeer? 

Emelia: Yeah, "Slippy". 

Wend: There's no reindeer named "Slippy"! 

Chlamydia

Eva: This chicken is still a bit pink inside. Does that mean I'll get chlamydia?

Tom: What? I think you mean salmonella.

Eva: Oh ya. But can chickens get chlamydia?