Paloma

Tom: Now that David Cameron is leaving who's going to be Prime Minister
Eva: Mom could be Prime Minister
Tom: Mom can't be Prime Minister, she doesn't have the right degree.
Mom: You don't need a degree to be Prime Minister
Tom: Well, you at least need a paloma then

Why they really like porridge.

Eva's labelled the brown sugar.

Beard cake

Eva: Look at my muscles Dad. I have a six pack
Dad: Oh yeah? Well I have a beer cake.
Eva: Haha. You have a beard cake.

Movie time

Eva: Dad, the movie just went off.
Dad: You touched the remote buttons again didn't you?
Eva: Yes.