Jolene...please don't be a man.

*Watching a music video, "Jolene" covered by Miley Cyrus.

Dad: I knew several girls growing up in Canada named Jolene.
Tom: And men too!
Dad: No. Men are not named Jolene.

Gary Barlow is arousing

*Watching a Gary Barlow concert recording

Dad: I bet there were a lot of aroused women in the audience that night.
Eva: Yeah, like you Dad.
Dad: Huh?