Look into my ears

Dad: Eva you have a reminder card to see the optometrist.
Eva: The optometrist for my ears?
Dad: Optometrists look at your eyes Eva.
Eva: Well, who'll look at my ears then?

Anniversity

Eva: Happy Anniversity Mom and Dad.
Dad: Thanks Eva. But it's anniversary.

Bed parts

The wife and I flopped down on each other's side of the bed.

Eva: Mom, Dad, how come you're on the wrong bed parts?